don't nobody fuck with my kitchen

E-P-I-C

vino

i don't care too much about wine.
i know nothing about it except that
it gets me drunk and goes well with my food.
anyways...
dj paul is my hero.

success!!!

i love "gardening."
i'm officially a hippy.
rosemary.

mint.

no...i did not buy these plants.

updates...

coney island.

no more astroland.

awesome

we had a bbq for our visitors.

"you know you love me. xoxo"

raise up!!!

you're a disappointment crunkyboo.

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no internet = no updates

the internet is coming on the 22nd.

holla at some swine!

breaking the daily fast.

swiney swine

.

bbq saucer.

meat of gold

2 pounds of pure dry-aged ribeye with grilled asparagus ad cabernet sauvignon.

yup!

updatelicious

i made this poster for my new boss.

i'm an artist fool. don't act like you didnt know.

this is where me and blake lively had dinner.

it was amazing!

i bought some new shoes. too bad it was the wrong size.

i made this for dinner. 

it was amazing but not as amazing as dinner with blake lively.

the story of my life.

we're losers...

so tahnee and i have been taking shots of tequila (sauza) on our days off.

we eat dinner, drink beers, take shots, and go to bed immediately.  

somebody needs to visit so i have an excuse to party. 

 i'm slowly becoming an old man.

we're so poor that we can't afford shot glasses.

i'm gonna leave you with this pic below.

yup!

picture overload

pimpin' ain't easy!

bros in brooklyn.

comfort.

the city that never sleeps.

bromance.

my interpretation of latte art.

byob and a free dinner.

hummus.

stuffed grape leaves.

tabouleh.

guess what's for dinner.

no really.

pho+patron.

broed out.

i got paid.

and blew it on brunch.

"brunch is for assholes."

no promenade for you.

my new playlist....holla!

yup!

some dumbass showed up in brooklyn

and passed out instantly.

holla at'cha white women!

from disgusting to delicious

disgusting sage/rosemary chicken

delicious sage/rosemary chicken

dark > white any day. 

black and tan in a can. i love it.

left-overs for breakfast.

sage/rosemary chicken---->sage/rosemary chicken salad sandwich.

i gave in.

my phone broke and my vans are torn so i replaced them with these:

got a new toy

it makes a cool sound at cruising speed.